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Old 12-Dec-2005, 12:29
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Teachers Nightmare - For KB
A Teacher's nightmare.

You MUST read this brief story before viewing the attached photo.

A class of primary children started a class project to make a plant pot to take home. The teacher wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The children were given greenware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot. They painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they
could see the process.

It was great fun. They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely. Unfortunately, however, they were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed, replaced with a small ivy,
and the children were then allowed to take them home. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Old 12-Dec-2005, 13:42
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Old 12-Dec-2005, 14:03
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Ver ver funny.
Give the kids more credit I say.

My 9 year old (4ft-ish) was in karate class when the teacher (6ft-ish) came up to her and asked her to perform the moves she was practising.
When he saw she was doing well he then asked her to put it into practise and said "Pretend I am attacking you, defend yourself"

Daughter duly blocked his attack then kicked him in the gooleys.

Don't know whether it was tears of pain or laughter.
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Old 12-Dec-2005, 14:12
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Fantastic! Although, I am at a loss why the teacher thougth it would be "easy to take care of".
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Old 12-Dec-2005, 21:47
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One morning a certain teacher was at a loss with 5 minutes to spare before assembly... so she asked
"Does anyone have any news they would like to tell the class?"
Jimmy chimes up "Me miss... I saw a cat this morning and it was dead on the road"
"Oh! How awful!", says the teacher..."But are you sure it was dead?"
"Yes miss..", said Jimmy "But how do you know?", said the teacher.
" Coz I pi55ed in its ear!" said Jimmy
Wide eyed the teacher said," you did what jimmy?"
"I pi55ed in his ear...like this" Jimmy duly bends over to the teacher and says quietly....
"pssssssssst!"
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