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Old 26-Jan-2006, 19:23
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Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his son who says

"I've just ran a pig over, its stuck in the bull bars, but its not dead, what should i do?"

Farmer Giles replies

"Well shoot it and bring it home"

His son says

"What should i do about the speed camera?"
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 20:19
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Old 27-Jan-2006, 01:02
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Old 27-Jan-2006, 01:03
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