Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > I saw my intestines on tv today

[Nigel C]

Went for an Barium x ray today , and they had a tv next to the bed most bizzare watching a tube go down through my stomach into my large intestines and then watching everything moving about as the doc prodded my stomach with his hand .
it was just like that bit in a film i can't remember where they guy walks though an xray machine and you can see all his bones etc , i looked at my hips and my spine and all the long squiggly bits of my insides

[AK]

Thankyou for your contribution Nigel - I didnt need to know that

[Martinp]

[YMFB]

Wait until you need a dump !!

You will need a stiff brush !

[Nigel C]

just noticed that

[yorkie]

Did the tube go down your throat or up your ass?

Its the difference between Deep Throat and Back Alley Neighbours!!! (Not that i have see either)

Yorkie.

[psychlist]

Originally posted by yorkie
Did the tube go down your throat or up your ass?

Had both done under sedation in one visit a few years ago before I ended up with my gall bladder being removed, can't remember it at all but apparently kept asking the nurse to get out the feckin way so I could see the TV

[domski]

You'd hope they went in via the throat first!!!!

[Athelstan]

When ya other half is a doc and she's taking biopsies you really are watching reality tv in colour - word of advice - never fall ill near our place - health costs a lot here! God bless and protect the NHS.

[psychlist]

Originally posted by domski
You'd hope they went in via the throat first!!!!

Nah, you're thinking of the ancient Nepalese art of gastric cleansing practised by the Shaolin priests where they swallow one end of a bandage and wait for it to appear the other end before attaching a soapy sponge and pulling it back out again!