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A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair on either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,

Becky.





The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note......





Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take care,

Ricky.