Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > I'm a millionaire and didn't even know it - who'd have thought

[domski]

Just when I thought I may have to get a job, this email arrived...

Good day,

My apologies for this unsolicited mail as I am aware that
this is certainly an unconventional approach to establishing a
relationship. However I will definitely accept your decision should
this proposal not appeal to you.

I am Mr.Cole Harrolds, an Auditor to
a Financial Institution here in England. During the course of auditing
for this year, I discovered a floating fund, £4,257,017.00 (Four
Million, Two Hundred and Fifty-Seven Thousand,Seventeen Pounds). This
amount is deposited in a corporate account #0234756 belonging to Pax-
Morgan Industry, owned by an Industrialist, Dr. Edson Proffitt.

This
account has not been operated since 2002 and our records indicate that
Dr. Edson Proffittis dead. Other of his personal accounts have been
closed down,leaving this Corporate Account #0234756, as it was not
listed on his WILL which was submitted to the bank.

I seek therefore,
your interest and consent to present you as the new Managing director
of Pax-Morgan Industry, to claim this fund, preventing it from being
frozen or misappropriated. With your consent, I will arrange the
documentation in your favor and present you as the only available
closest relative and my bank contacts will authorize the bank to pay
the fund into your account. I will use the influence and position of my
collaborators in the bank to obtain all legal approvals for onward
transfer of this money to your nominated account.

At the conclusion of
this transaction, I believe to last about 10 Working days, all
documents relating to this transaction will be destroyed, leaving no
trace of the money to you. The money will be shared, as we must have
agreed before commencing.

If I do not receive your reply within one
week of this mail, I will understand that you are not interested and
will definitely respect your decision in this regard as there will be
no follow-up communication to you unless otherwise.

Once more, my
sincere apologies for your time.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Cole Harrolds.

...as soon as I get my FOUR MILLION pounds, I'll buy everyone a drink or 20.

Can't say fairer than that.

Incidently, if you know how to feck up their email addy, here it is...

cole_harrolds002@virgilio.it

[weeian]

thats a laugh Dom ! nice 1, ill have that Superlight that Daveducs got for sale please !!

/ian

[domski]

A pleasure.

I'll have that bint in your avatar please

[weeian]

With all your new found cash im sure you could spend a night with the Twins.

/ian

[BDG]

I'm a multi millionaire, and always carry 500,000 in my wallet, shame its Turkish Lira though

[NBs996]

Hey Dom, fancy going halfs on a race track... looks like I won 10 million dollars today

************************************************** *
FROM THE DESK OF VICTOR GARCIA
RESULTS DEPARTMENT

REFERENCE NUMBER:
2005234522
SERIAL NUMBER: 652-662
BATCH NUMBER:FH4530P
TICKET NUMBER:
27522465896-532

Gooday,

Following the results of our anual Lottery
draws concluded on the 5th of December 2005, we are pleased to inform
you, that your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-532
with serial number 652-662 drew lucky numbers 15-32-3-35-8-21-34 which
consequently won in the final category.

You are one of the winners
and therefore have been approved for a lump sum pay out of
$10,000,000.00 US (Ten million U S A Dollars).

All participants in
this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer
ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000
individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This
promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and
sponsored by many corporate organizations.

For security purpose and
clarity, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential
until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and
unwarranted abuse of this program as we shall not be held responsible
for any false claim.

You are requested to contact our clearance
officer, Mrs. Louise Leeton on louise_leeton001@yahoo.co.uk immediately
to assist you with your winnings and subsequent payments. All winnings
must be claimed not later than 14 days from the date of this notice.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to quote your reference number and PIN in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do not fail to
inform our agent.

Congratulations once more!

Yours Faithfully,
Victor Garcia
(Results Department)

[TP]

Originally posted by NBs996
Hey Dom, fancy going halfs on a race track... looks like I won 10 million dollars today

************************************************** *
FROM THE DESK OF VICTOR GARCIA
RESULTS DEPARTMENT

REFERENCE NUMBER:
2005234522
SERIAL NUMBER: 652-662
BATCH NUMBER:FH4530P
TICKET NUMBER:
27522465896-532

Gooday,

Following the results of our anual Lottery
draws concluded on the 5th of December 2005, we are pleased to inform
you, that your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-532
with serial number 652-662 drew lucky numbers 15-32-3-35-8-21-34 which
consequently won in the final category.

You are one of the winners
and therefore have been approved for a lump sum pay out of
$10,000,000.00 US (Ten million U S A Dollars).

All participants in
this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer
ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000
individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This
promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and
sponsored by many corporate organizations.

For security purpose and
clarity, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential
until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and
unwarranted abuse of this program as we shall not be held responsible
for any false claim.

You are requested to contact our clearance
officer, Mrs. Louise Leeton on louise_leeton001@yahoo.co.uk immediately
to assist you with your winnings and subsequent payments. All winnings
must be claimed not later than 14 days from the date of this notice.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to quote your reference number and PIN in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do not fail to
inform our agent.

Congratulations once more!

Yours Faithfully,
Victor Garcia
(Results Department)

What???

I got that EXACT e-mail this morning!

I'm sorely disappointed, in my next e-mail to Louise I'll be asking how they can afford to give away SO much money!

How about thirds in that racetrack?