Come ere... theres more
When i was 18 i had a Renault 18 GTX (you can stop laughing now, it was all i could afford at the time) was supposed to be a sporty model
yo know twin Webbers and go faster stripes , any way it had been running a bit crappy for a while, felt starved of fuel.....i couldnt be arsed with pulling the webbers apart to take a look at the jets so i purchased some Wurz carb cleaner!!!!!! with my wife in the driver seat and me under the bonnet i proceeded to spray the carb cleaner into the carb as she revved the engine, go on i yelled, give it some......and she did just as i sprayed for my life into the carb trumpets.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the whole lot i sprayed blew back into my face, or more procisely my "f" ing eyes.........you may well sit there and laugh but i was in agony!!!!! i couldnt open my eyes, and as i stumbled across the road screaming and tripping over the curb, all i could here was that cow i married laughing her double D's off!!!!!!! whats that all about ?????? after a trip to the local quacks and then A and E i came home.......................but not as the same man i was earlier........ after having several eye baths with various solutions i was left with bright orange rings about 1/2" thick around both eyes.......... the skin was stained for about 2 weeks, so for 2 weeks i went about my normal life looking like an "f" ing panda only the rings around my eyes were orange
this is one sparkin may well remember as i new him in those days:P
03-Mar-2006, 22:16 
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