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Oh go on then, seeing as you started:...

Young naive girl about to go on date with local romeo, but before she goes she asks her grandmother for advice.
"Remember my dear" says the grandmother "he will try to kiss you and run his hands across your breasts. But you must not let him even though it may feel nice"
She continues "And then he will try and put his hand betwen your legs, but again you must resist hima dn be strong. And then my dear, he will try to get on top of you and have his way with you - but don't ever let him do that, for he will disgrace this family for as long as you live"
Girl goes out with grandmothers words ringing in her ears.

Following day girl goes to see grandmother.
Girl: "He did just what you said grandmother. He tried to kiss me and rub my breasts - but I would not let him.
Then he tried to put his hands beneath my dress - but I would not let him.
Then he tried to climb on top of me - but I remembered your words and I threw him over and climbed on top of him, and now HIS family will be disgraced forever!"
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