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[Iconic944ss]

If thats not a contradiction in terms.....just in, enjoy:

"eryDear Sir/Madam,
There is a god of iron in our domain,whose powers know no dounds. It is effective in every area of our lives,it was handed down to me by my late grate grand father.But due to my great grand fathers instruction that i should seel it outside the country,i am costrained to dispose of it.
Its efficacy is not in doubt.it emits a bright ray of light between 6am to 6pm daily,and during this period, one can lay any problem and it will be solved immediately.It can also be used to withdraw money from any bank regardless of your financail postion or relationship with the bank.It cannot be traced in any way to you.This has been proven on countless number of occassions.it might sound strange and impossible,but it is true.
A trial will convice you.if you are intrested in acquring this wonderful piece of treasure,please contact me immediately.
thanks.
Prisical"

[phoenix n max]

I used to know someone who talked in that contradictory way all the time - still does even.

[chicken]

Spambots.

Random domain names are set up by the spammers. Then they blast out emails to all permutations of email addresses at popular domain names with bits of random text.

If anyone is tempted to reply (eg with "sorry, you must have me confused with someone that gives a flying fig"), that address gets added to a list. That list of valid email addresses is then sold onto groups that want to sell things to you.

[Half man half mole]

Don't let the 'god of iron' hear you saying that.............

Moley

[Iconic944ss]

Cheers Chi,

I thought it might be a spambot or similar - just another one to add to the blocked list!

Frank

[Jools]

I wont see what is wrong with ferrets like that giving gorgeous information of flower proportions.

Similar perhaps shakespeare composed chimpanzee domains with typewriters.

Surely everyone thinks like this - I know I do and so does my rodent friend.

"Sheeeeesh"