Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Friday Frivolity - What's Your Favourite Movie Quote ?

[mikesps]

Story goes that John Wayne was saying the line without the correct reverence, so the director says " Say it with awe John"

JW said "Aww..this man was truly the son of God"

Originally posted by Jools
One of my favourites is in "The Greatest Story Ever Told", you see the film around Easter time on the telly sometimes.

John Wayne has a cameo role as a Roman Centurion at the crucifixion and as Jesus dies and all the thunder and lightning starts, Wayne looks up and says "This man was truly the son of God". Nothing funny in itself but the way that the line is delivered in best John Wayne drawl is so cheesy it cracks me up.

[mikesps]

My favourite "You're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off"

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean <b>[Censored]</b> .

What a great movie!

[fil2]

Originally posted by TP

What a great movie!

The dialogue is absolute class...............genius scriptwriter

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2

The dialogue is absolute class...............genius scriptwriter

"Reach into that bag and pull out my wallet, it's the one that says Bad muthaf*cka"

[MJS]

Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the ****** talks. Motherf*cker do that <b>[Censored]</b> to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?

Undoubtedly the greatest film of all time Phil...

My favourite line is the one from Tarantino himself about the dead ****** in the garage... did you see a sign that said dead ****** storage etc....

[fil2]

Originally posted by Urban996

Undoubtedly the greatest film of all time Phil...

My favourite line is the one from Tarantino himself about the dead ****** in the garage... did you see a sign that said dead ****** storage etc....

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys *****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by fil2]

[fil2]

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

[fil2]

This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[iraqman]

Originally posted by Fiver
I have two also.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Either that one or

Pretty much anything from Anchorman

Cy

Anchorman - love it - how about 'Old School'......


.....Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.

Frat guy: You already work at Red Lobster !!

..... Yeah, but its part time... dick.