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Ronaldinio and teammates are drawn top play against England.

Ronald says to his mates "Listen, this'll be a walk over, you lot get off and go round the town and I'll take England on my own"
Mates " Wow, cheers. If you really think you can do it by yourself you go ahaed and we'll see you after the game"

Ronald steps out onto pitch the lone player agains the full England squad.
After ten minutes Ronald scores - it's 1-0

After the match all his mates come laughing into the dressing room to see Ronald sat down crying, head in hands.
Mates "Ay-up, what's up?"
Ronald "I'm afraid we only managed a draw, 1-1"
Mates "Why that's briliant mate, a draw, at lest we didn't lose to them. Why so sad then?"
Ronald " I let you all down, I got sent off after 12 minutes"