friday joke

dickieducati · 30-Jun-2006, 10:10

oooooooohhh get you!

anyway, loo roll changing is womens work. if they've finished cleaning and cooking that is.

Redruth · 30-Jun-2006, 10:14

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Originally Posted by dickieducati

oooooooohhh get you!

anyway, loo roll changing is womens work. if they've finished cleaning and cooking that is.

Dickie, your testosterone levels appear to need adjusting. And isn't your current girlfriend a brunette? Does she know about the DSC website. Let's hope she's not monitoring your posts.

Apart from those minor points, I thought it was a very funny joke

Annette · 30-Jun-2006, 10:26

U want a war, Dickie?

Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bast*rds always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming!

Why do men like smart, sexy women?
Opposites attract.

What do beer bottles and men have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Right. That's it for the moment. I'm off out to cut the lawn (all 1.5 acres of it!); saw some limbs off trees; finish putting a fence up; wash my cars - then down to Brands for qualifying at the DTM. If anybody is interested, qualifying and racing finishes tomorrow before 4 and MSV have huge screens up all over the place to show the footie. TTFN.

dickieducati · 30-Jun-2006, 10:29

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Originally Posted by annette harris

U want a war, Dickie?

Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bast*rds always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming!

.

no point in putting in more effort than necessary. you still get a medal whether you win the 100 meters or the marathon.

Redruth · 30-Jun-2006, 10:52

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Originally Posted by dickieducati

no point in putting in more effort than necessary. you still get a medal whether you win the 100 meters or the marathon.

You're on form today Dickie. I think it's crucial that the girlie doesn't find out about this site, actually. Your secret's safe with me, purely on the understanding that my secrets are safe with you.

Redruth · 30-Jun-2006, 10:55

Annette, enjoy your day. Good to see you're on top of everything and having a ball. Feel free to post more of those sexist jokes when you have time. I'm keeping them for future reference.

Melnie Mouse · 30-Jun-2006, 11:37

haha really funny, sexist or not, but they're still funny... Hi Ruthie how ya doing?

dickieducati · 30-Jun-2006, 10:26

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Originally Posted by Redruth

Dickie, your testosterone levels appear to need adjusting. And isn't your current girlfriend a brunette? Does she know about the DSC website. Let's hope she's not monitoring your posts.

yeah brunette/reddish/blonde. no need to make her aware of the site when you meet her i dont think!

and its a fallacy abut blondes being more fun; the ones i've had anyway!

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30-Jun-2006, 10:10	#1
dickieducati Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,018 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chelmsford, Essex Mood: the rain in spain falls mainly on me! oooooooohhh get you! anyway, loo roll changing is womens work. if they've finished cleaning and cooking that is. Reply

30-Jun-2006, 10:55	#6
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous Annette, enjoy your day. Good to see you're on top of everything and having a ball. Feel free to post more of those sexist jokes when you have time. I'm keeping them for future reference. Reply

30-Jun-2006, 11:37	#7
Melnie Mouse Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 704 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WATERLOOVILLE Mood: Smiles haha really funny, sexist or not, but they're still funny... Hi Ruthie how ya doing? Reply