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[ericthered40]

On a beach in Italy, Luigi is launching his small fishing boat. He gets in and starts rowing out to sea. Then running along the beach appears his wife Isabella.

She calls out to him, Luigi what are you doing.

I’ma leaving

She replies

But what about the kids Luigi?

Arr focker the kids

But Luigi what about the house?

Arr focker the house

All the time Luigi is rowing away from the shore

Again she cry’s

Luigi what about our planes and all our dreams?

Arr foker the plans and the dreams.

Now up to her knees in the water Isabella lifts the hem of her skirt up under her chin and calls

Luigi but what about this?

He immediately starts to row with one ore and says.

One day I’ma goner leave you for good.