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 Mille
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 Join Date: Sep 2005
 Location: Nth wales
 Mood: I started life with nothing and still have most of it left
  
    
      Mid-week joke 
  The Picture on the Night Stand
 
 After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
 on her nightstand by the bed.
 
 He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
 
 "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
 
 "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
 
 "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
 
 "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
 
 "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
 
 "Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.
 
 "That's me before the surgery."