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[fil2]

For all those attending the DSC trackday...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There will be a gathering of like minded spirits at 12.00pm today...please leave your place of work and find a quiet place....then at precisely 12.03 sacrifice the Goat / Rabbit or any small furry creature to the Sun god " RA "....mulitiple sacrifices carry more weight with " RA " and if you can manage a cow or even a donkey even better.!!! then the Sun may be upon us.................


Phil.

[TP]

Originally Posted by fil2

For all those attending the DSC trackday...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There will be a gathering of like minded spirits at 12.00pm today...please leave your place of work and find a quiet place....then at precisely 12.03 sacrifice the Goat / Rabbit or any small furry creature to the Sun god " RA "....mulitiple sacrifices carry more weight with " RA " and if you can manage a cow or even a donkey even better.!!! then the Sun may be upon us.................


Phil.

Well I was going to do something around sacrificing a virgin, but Dom's working now so that's out the window ... hrmmm ..

OOh, the neighbours cat just started miaowing!

[skidlids]

I make sacrifices to HELIOS every working day, some times it works sometimes it doesn't

[Chris Wood]

I'm up for knocking off a few virgins...where and when?

[Jools]

I thought rain was compulsory at a DSC trackday? I don't think I've ever done a completely dry one

[Spen]

Originally Posted by Jools

I don't think I've ever done a completely dry one

I'll leave some Tena Lady pads in the caravan.............

[Loz]

Spen! Thanks, mate, I now need to clean the mouthful of tea I just sprayed over my laptop.

LOL.

[Redruth]

Originally Posted by fil2

For all those attending the DSC trackday...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There will be a gathering of like minded spirits at 12.00pm today...please leave your place of work and find a quiet place....then at precisely 12.03 sacrifice the Goat / Rabbit or any small furry creature to the Sun god " RA "....mulitiple sacrifices carry more weight with " RA " and if you can manage a cow or even a donkey even better.!!! then the Sun may be upon us.................


Phil.

The BBC forecast for Monday is good. RA are my initials, by the way, but I don't take kindly to anything other than rats, blue bottles and wasps being killed so if you can concentrate your efforts on those things, I'll see what I can do about the sunshine, ok?

[butch890]

Originally Posted by Redruth

The BBC forecast for Monday is good. RA are my initials, by the way, but I don't take kindly to anything other than rats, blue bottles and wasps being killed so if you can concentrate your efforts on those things, I'll see what I can do about the sunshine, ok?

B*gger,i just killed the pig!
Now you tell me!
Butch

[Loz]

Bring it along for Monday night, Butch! Waste not, want not.