Oy you bunch of buzzards (Jools, Chass), I'm not selling the Monster.  I need her for winter riding, for non-aerodynamic, fully laden panier type trips and for those 'it's a cr@ppy day but I still prefer to be on a bike than in the car' days 
  Ozz, I didn't realise you haven't even got one yet!  What's keeping you?  As a woman of limited means and even more limited willpower, I can't see what's keeping you? 
   And yes, Shaun, I shall come up with a better name than that.  Esmerelda, maybe?