What about a Honda V5, there 990cc just to drop in (at least he won't be accused of cheating by wanting more cc's than everyone else), I'm sure he's got one sitting around in a garage.
If he had not p'd everybody off with his bad attitude, then he would still be there. Ready for the 800's that are supposed to require more of his 250 riding style. What goes around comes around and he got his. HOPEFULLY HE GETS IT AGAIN!