Ducati Sporting Club UK > Model Specific - Discussion, Technical Problems and Help > 851 / 888 > Username poll

[RightSaidFred]

Heheh some good replies there. And I must say you're all obsessed scary bas**rds to log onto a bl**dy motorbike forum at 9 o'clock on a Saturday morning! Haven't you got families, shopping, DIY and car cleaning to do??!!

Sadly yes, Fred Fairbrass is as bent as a nine bob note i'm afraid. And I just can't help feeling a little bit gay when I log on. Now obviously in this PC world we're all forced to live in these days, there's nothing wrong with being gay, oh no, it's all perfectly acceptable and all that...but, well, i'm not gay am I? So despite the fact that I respect their right to be gay, and yes ok it's refreshing to see that gays can expect the freedom to have a public ceremony to recognise their commitment, and all that, I am trying to carefully and delicately, while observing their human rights, distance myself from such.

PS pulled a crackin dolly last weekend and spent the whole night back scuttling her over her parent's sofa!!

[Chaz]

Originally Posted by RightSaidFred

PS pulled a crackin dolly last weekend and spent the whole night back scuttling her over her parent's sofa!!

Said in a very deep voice .

[Mr.R]

Hi, now i'm feeling realy old! When i see your user name i remember the "60's novality hit song by Bernard Cribbens, where " Fred says lets have another cup of tea and then we'll go home".
THANKS FOR THAT!!!
Steve

[Screwy]

Originally Posted by Mr.R

Hi, now i'm feeling realy old! When i see your user name i remember the "60's novality hit song by Bernard Cribbens, where " Fred says lets have another cup of tea and then we'll go home".
THANKS FOR THAT!!!
Steve

PMSL

which wouldnt be so bad but I remember the song

Paul

[philthy]

Fred

You seem to be in denial here.

You admit that when you log on you feel a bit gay, but then you go on about women a bit too much.

These days it is not unusual to admit to ' swinging both ways '. Don't worry, I'm sure none of us will have a problem with that and I for one will not hold it against you.

Keep the name....or just change it to Fred?

Philthy

[RightSaidFred]

Now just look here one minute... I am definitely *pauses for a second to adjust suspender belt* not Gay in any way ok? Mind you, I wouldn't mind discussing what it's like to go full pelt with a tranny...now come on, don't say you're not at least a bit curious. Aren't you?? Eh Sir? Ooohh imagine that eh Sir? Sampling the unique delights of a 'man - woman - man?'

Heheheh. 'Now Charlie had a think and he said 'here Fred, you know I've got this kind of feeling, that if we remove the ceiling, with a rope or two we could get the blighter through..!'

Oh dear. Tried to be a bit serious with the thread and, as always with people who think they're grown up but in reality are just 'Adult Children', it's all turned into juvenile stupidity. Long may it continue Gentlemen!

[Melnie Mouse]

but when you change it people might not know it was you, so you'd have to be RSF or RSFred, or whatever name and underneath formerly right said fred!

[Mr.R]

Originally Posted by chass

Said in a very deep voice .

Said in an even deeper/louder voice " I do hope it wasn't one of my girls!" do you know how much it costs to get the stains out of the sofa these days?

Steve angry dad

[Vince Jones]

I can appreciate that certain professional forums, such as pprune.com require their ‘posting members’ to remain anonymous for reasons of facilitating candid and impartial arguments. I also appreciate, as Rob B points out, that some forums insist on usernames for that very reason. However, for a forum made up of members (and forum members), such as the DSC , I fail to see the point of usernames. I attended a ukmoc meet last year and I was introduced to people by their first name and subsequently acquainted with their username. To make the whole experience even more exasperating, more familiar members were referring to each other by shortened versions of their usernames. Light hearted perhaps but the question I pose to you ‘rightsaidfred’ is do we need usernames? My name is Vince Jones so, Vince Jones it is. If it’s for reasons of light heartedness, then yes, I can appreciate the value of usernames, but otherwise… Hm?

[RightSaidFred]

Vince. Tip of the hat to your succinct observation. Was the same for me, went to the Popham megameet a couple of weeks back and every person with an 888 I met said, Hello, i'm such - and - such, and then tacked on the end, oh and my username is - whatever-. Now dunno bout you guys but I have enough trouble remembering one name let alone two! Daft really innit.
Anyway, my real name is Lyndsay Sheldon.
Pleased to meet y'all.
Yes, I know it's unusual, but Lyndsay is quite a popular name for blokes in Scotland, which is where my lineage is from. In fact i'm a descendant right back to General Gordon of the Battle of Khartoum fame. So don't take the pi** or i'll come round and get all 'Braveheart' on yo ass, with sharp spears and that.