Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > What was/is the best method youve found for losing weight?

[hawk]

Swimming

Moto X

Fags

[chicken]

A good dump is a very quick and easy way but is short-lived.

Longer-term, I use the smoking and not eating very much method. If you've seen me you know it works!

Under no circumstances should you do Atkins or other low-carb diet. They screw up your body permanently.

[wogger]

Join Weight Watchers, best laff I've ever had, and I lost nearly 60lbs.

[Glyn]

get a proper job and do a bit of work for a living

[Stealth]

1. Move to India
2. get tropical disease(preferably amoebic dysentry)
3. drink beer (never stays in long enough to lay down fat)
4. for good measure get a tapeworm
5. try the NHS for a cure
6. everything else that everyone else has suggested
7. resequence your DNA if parents are lardy

hope that helps.....

[andyb]

I note your in Yorkshire......I should still have a couple of years more than you then.....

[Glyn]

Originally Posted by andyb

I note your in Yorkshire......I should still have a couple of years more than you then.....

cant think why
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...11994125288566

[Jools]

Originally Posted by stealth2

1. Move to India
2. get tropical disease(preferably amoebic dysentry)

Tried that...

I've been back from a trip to India for over a week now and those amoebae are still playing havoc.

Trouble is, I'm still a fat bastid

[Redruth]

Jools, your post has been up there for three hours and no-one's issued a denial - so allow me. You are not a fat *******. You're a lovely bloke

P.S. I still have your wheel. Are you around at the weekend? I'll pop it up to you tomorrow when I'm out and about, if you like.

[Rod]

Originally Posted by Jools

Tried that...

I've been back from a trip to India for over a week now and those amoebae are still playing havoc.

Trouble is, I'm still a fat bastid

Worked for a couple of years in Nigeria and got a viral chest infection, laryngitis and Malaria, all at the same time! Lost a stone in weight and was laid up for over two weeks in the company compound with an assortment of weird and wonderful drugs. Not that I needed to lose the weight, but it certainly made me shed a few pounds. Not recommended however.