Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Had enough...I want 'em all banned!!!!!

[Harv748]

Originally Posted by rcgbob44

Harv

We should also ban homicidal white van drivers, the anul polititians who now want to charge us for using the M25.

We should also ban, no make that kill, Ken Livingstone for being a lying thief who has greated congestion and than charges people for it.

AMEN brother...politicians and white van drivers...go without saying

[ariel]

Originally Posted by Harv748

AMEN brother...politicians and white van drivers...go without saying

Watch it that's a racist remark

[Harv748]

Originally Posted by ariel

Watch it that's a racist remark

Noooo, I've got lots of white friends...

[TP]

Originally Posted by Harv748

Noooo, I've got lots of white friends...

But do they own vans? AH HA!

[philthy]

Originally Posted by Harv748

AMEN brother...politicians and white van drivers...go without saying

Ah yes, but when you're coming up to motorway roadworks in your white van you can block the people who think they are so important that they can drive ( In lane 3 ) to the front of the queue, past all those people in lanes one and two who have filtered in and are patiently waiting.

Not that I would ever do that of course, as it's illegal to obstruct the billy big boots of this world.

[ariel]

Does anybody know who invented White Van Man?

[Harv748]

Originally Posted by philthy

Ah yes, but when you're coming up to motorway roadworks in your white van you can block the people who think they are so important that they can drive ( In lane 3 ) to the front of the queue, past all those people in lanes one and two who have filtered in and are patiently waiting.

Not that I would ever do that of course, as it's illegal to obstruct the billy big boots of this world.

LOL...I had this the other day, some bloke in a big people carrier started getting shitty with everyone going up the outside lane, so he moved acros to block everyone.

Problem was he was a good 800-1000m away from the merge, which I think is a little OTT...everyone started diving down his inside instead until the point where he couldn't get back in for sometime!!!!

Quality.

[philthy]

Originally Posted by Harv748

LOL...I had this the other day, some bloke in a big people carrier started getting shitty with everyone going up the outside lane, so he moved acros to block everyone.

Problem was he was a good 800-1000m away from the merge, which I think is a little OTT...everyone started diving down his inside instead until the point where he couldn't get back in for sometime!!!!

Quality.

But the idea ( Apparently ) if you do it correctly, is that you keep to the same speed as the traffic in lane 2 and preferably next to another white van ( or HGV ) who will twig that you are helping them to get through the roadworks quicker and will then flash you in at the merge point.

[doogalman]

Originally Posted by Harv748

white van drivers...go without saying

Thats my livelyhood gone then.

[doogalman]

How about non-ducati owners on a Ducati forum?