Nearest I've got is a tuned TZR250 that I will racing a few times this coming season in the Yamaha Past Master series. The engine is currently with Bob Farnham having a overhaul to get it ready. I hope to have it ready for a trackday late Feb early March all being well.
Been ages since I've had a road baseed 2-stroke so should be fun
LOL - the now removed listing was a bit 'tongue in cheek' - some enterprising individual was advertising his services to other male bikers in the Aprilia bike sales section of Ebay.