Part 2 of the KB and Mort story

paulmort · 20-Feb-2004, 22:34

Sad person that I am, I miss following the trials and tribulations blah dee blah so here's part 2

KBs bike is smaller than mine and got less quality
Slippers is wot real bikers talk about, should I have one or not and wot are the advantages/disadvantages, not pink fluffy things
Blooo is the real colour for SS's
Belly Pan is what goes bolts under the engine and not wot u rest on your stomach after a night on drambuie shandies
Over to you Lisa
Lurve you really!!!
rgds
mort

ps note I put you first this time, just for equality's sake, didnt want you moaning it was a male oriented thing (or maybe did)

kwikbitch · 21-Feb-2004, 19:28

I cant even be bothered to discuss slippers and BHP with you if you cant even be bothered to turn up to Nelly's on your bike!!! What's up? Arthritis playing up?
Call me a girlie...Pah! no good showing off with your slicks and spare swing arm if they are displayed in the boot of your Jag!
(crosses arms with nose in the air and throws dirty look!)
AND YOUR COFFEE IS CRAP!

:P:P:P
PS Thanx for the hug when I was cold!

21-Feb-2004, 19:46

the bitching continues:P

Rushjob · 21-Feb-2004, 20:34

So Mort gets a roasting for turning up in the Jag!
Be careful Lisa or I'll tell everyone what you were seen getting out of at Sutton Parkway

kwikbitch · 21-Feb-2004, 22:31

Hey! iIm not ashamed to say I was seen getting out of a police car at Sutton Parkway...Thing is Mr Rushjob... You dropped me off without hand cuffs.

AND you whizzed off pretty sharpish:P

rcgbob44 · 22-Feb-2004, 11:41

I want to know what lisa woz doing getting out of a bacon m`bile???????????

is KB/lisa.............bacon ot worst still a warden!!!

kwikbitch · 22-Feb-2004, 13:28

Rushjob · 22-Feb-2004, 14:30

A gentleman never tells tales at any price.
Buy me a bag of chips & I'll tell all!

kwikbitch · 22-Feb-2004, 14:55

Quote:

Originally posted by rushjob
A gentleman never tells tales at any price.
Buy me a bag of chips & I'll tell all!

OY! I thought you were meant to be cutting back...!

Bob...Make it a packet of snack a jacks or walkers lites and he'll tell all!

:P

rcgbob44 · 22-Feb-2004, 16:43

An interesting offer lisa!
I would love to know how many people on here are police employee`s

Have a nice day!

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21-Feb-2004, 19:46	#3
Jewell Posts: n/a the bitching continues:P Reply

21-Feb-2004, 20:34	#4
Rushjob Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,802 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lincs Mood: :-) So Mort gets a roasting for turning up in the Jag! Be careful Lisa or I'll tell everyone what you were seen getting out of at Sutton Parkway Reply

21-Feb-2004, 22:31	#5
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine Hey! iIm not ashamed to say I was seen getting out of a police car at Sutton Parkway...Thing is Mr Rushjob... You dropped me off without hand cuffs. AND you whizzed off pretty sharpish:P Reply

22-Feb-2004, 13:28	#7
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine Reply

22-Feb-2004, 14:30	#8
Rushjob Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,802 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lincs Mood: :-) A gentleman never tells tales at any price. Buy me a bag of chips & I'll tell all! Reply