Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Part 2 of the KB and Mort story

[paulmort]

hijacked by the fuzz
KB, you told me handcuffs were a play thing!!
Gettin out of fuzz cars needs a careful approach, cover head wiff a bag or newspaper.........be seen not to be seen......if seen, then you gotta be a celeb.........
Well, I guess you failed on all counts.:P:P
Ok so I turn up wiff sticky tyres in boot, Ive got sticky tyre, not those wiff 3 inches either side that arent used
Tyres is for bends, not straight lines
Cadwell is a race track, not a CBT learner centre
Mallory is great for Gerrards, Gerrard is not a poof hairdresser you know for puttin more red in the hair
We dont suffer from PMT
and again SLIPPERS is wot make changing down wiffout locking up the rear wheel easier, and they is RED from STM
so there !
btw Andy, did she "beg a ride" just to be seen in a shiny car wiff bloooo (its the only colour, now) lights on it
mort