Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > A New Womens DSC Forum?

[paulmort]

KB, what have YOU started here
Hairbrishes indeed
You got less than me!!
at least mines a natural grey, rather than the RED that you got
I keep tellin' you woman, BLOOO is the way to be
Bloooo rinses for free for all our ladeee members, I got a can of metallic bloooo left over

remember the old adage

Ive have found the perfect woman
I could wish for no more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store

ho hum........

And bl**dy hell, summwun remembers Alice Cooper, showing yer age Queen G-P??

I fort you were a ruffy tuffy scuba diver doin advanced sumfink or other, how you apply mascara at 30 metres then, waterproof is it????

LOL

Dear Frustrated from Felixstowe
Say YES, never have headaches
Period is what the americans call a full stop (which is what you need to do many times when riding)
Mr is a sign of respect to us male members!!! ok it sounds pretty tacky, but we know wot it means
Termi is the end of the line, or real zorsts
Gill
a bloke is the person in the household wot earns the dosh to keep you lot in mascara

from the desk of
Uncle Mort's help column