I woz on the bike Saturday KB, where were you?
 My shiny blooo thingy vs the matt matrix likkle thingy, all tucked up neatly at Nelly's..
 just coz there were a likkle snow on the ground never stopped us hardy riders you know!
 Matrix woz last year
 Lord of the blooo rings is this year
 a few stickers dont mean you is fast
 slippers aint pink
 Cadwell is not fer likkle girlies
 Mallory is a race track, not a shade of lipstick
 Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!)
 Trailer is for moving race bikes, not wot you go to the flicks (are they stilled called that??) for.
 Bonding is wot you do to a broke fairing, not wot namby pamby teachers do in a group hug
 Oh how I lurve this
 unfortunately a sober (not fer long) mort
 bestest
 mort

