Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Part 2 of the KB and Mort story

[paulmort]

I woz on the bike Saturday KB, where were you?
My shiny blooo thingy vs the matt matrix likkle thingy, all tucked up neatly at Nelly's..
just coz there were a likkle snow on the ground never stopped us hardy riders you know!
Matrix woz last year
Lord of the blooo rings is this year
a few stickers dont mean you is fast
slippers aint pink
Cadwell is not fer likkle girlies
Mallory is a race track, not a shade of lipstick
Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!)
Trailer is for moving race bikes, not wot you go to the flicks (are they stilled called that??) for.
Bonding is wot you do to a broke fairing, not wot namby pamby teachers do in a group hug
Oh how I lurve this
unfortunately a sober (not fer long) mort
bestest
mort