Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Part 2 of the KB and Mort story

[paulmort]

bit below the belt with arthritis aint it

Just coz I got to manually bend me knees to get me leg over!! the bike, that is

I seem to remember sex, its wot I did 20 yrs ago

Camping, is wot gays do, hence limp wristed right hand, but I guessed that that one went right over pretty likkle (red) head
I told u b4 that zimmer is a mountain in......oh deja vu
P...y strips is what you got on the side of your tyres, not wot you need a gillette mk 3 for
Why turn the lights off if youve got two paper bags, I ask meself?.........
One fer her head and one fer mine, just in case hers breaks........
Why set the alarm fer two mins, I ask meself?........
when we need as long as we need
and finally I have a tattoo on my member (so to speak)
One young lady once asked "Why does it say Miss on your d..k"
I answered, "Thats not Miss
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.its Mississippi
so there

Let the battle really commence
still, Lurve you to bits,
Bloooo mort (its this years black)