Proof that girls are evil

Desmondo · 17-Mar-2004, 22:24

As if any was really needed, I now have solid proof that girls are evil.

As we all know, girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And we also know that Time = Money, therefore: Girls = Money x Money = Money(squared)

We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = (root)Evil, therefore Girls = (root)Evil(squared)

By simplifying this last equation, we can therefore conclude that:
Girls = Evil

AK · 17-Mar-2004, 22:56

Erm, Desmondo - you appear to have the wrong wording in there - should read:

MEN!

C (not a girl - but.... woman!:P

)

Iconic944ss · 17-Mar-2004, 23:50

At the risk of being totally un-PC....

While being 'dragged' around a lovely shopping centre the other day I saw a shop with two sets of 'funny' cups with slogans printed on them....

One said "Sex....the only job men do quickly"

The other " Women......half the population and twice the brains"

So obviously penned by one of the fairer sex with such accuracy......

Hardly surprising the shelves were still very full of the junk !!!!!!!!!

Ferocious Frank

plinkplinkfizz · 18-Mar-2004, 12:28

This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

rcgbob44 · 18-Mar-2004, 16:38

Jesus, I1m staying well out of this one!!!!!

Mark · 18-Mar-2004, 16:56

Quote:

Originally posted by plinkplinkfizz
This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

I've got a head ache now

kwikbitch · 18-Mar-2004, 18:56

Quote:

Originally posted by plinkplinkfizz
This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

Woah!!!!!
That told you!!!!!!

:P

Road Runner · 18-Mar-2004, 21:16

Well all I can say is we would be a queer lot without them

Firefly · 19-Mar-2004, 14:52

Desmondo

Dont make it so obvious that you aint gettin none mate

nik_the_brief · 19-Mar-2004, 16:36

And I thought my Ducati reliability theory post was controversial!

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17-Mar-2004, 22:56	#2
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Erm, Desmondo - you appear to have the wrong wording in there - should read: MEN! C (not a girl - but.... woman!:P ) Reply

18-Mar-2004, 16:38	#5
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,996 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Jesus, I1m staying well out of this one!!!!! Reply

18-Mar-2004, 21:16	#8
Road Runner Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,052 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Woking Surrey Mood: Avatar what Avatar Well all I can say is we would be a queer lot without them Reply

19-Mar-2004, 14:52	#9
Firefly Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 133 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Irchester, Wellingborough Mood: Cool :O) Desmondo Dont make it so obvious that you aint gettin none mate Reply

19-Mar-2004, 16:36	#10
nik_the_brief Registered Forum User Posts: 13 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hythe, Kent Mood: Not as laconic as my username And I thought my Ducati reliability theory post was controversial! Reply