Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > I'm new, please help

[paulmort]

Join the club and Nelly (Cornerspeed) does a DSC rate which will save you a bunch on your first visit
Saturdays at Neils is a hoot, loadsa semi naked women, (ok, so I lie a likkle) but the workmanship is best Ive ever come across
Treats Blooduke like its his baby, Neil.... SHE IS MINE I KEEP TELLING YOU
Ride across the pennines and fly like the wind on the way back
and he still dont pay me marketing and sales commission
How did you get yer name Stonovan, we'd all like to hear
And finally newbies get to buy a virtual round at the virtual bar
Mines a pint of Sauvignon Bland with a Pedigree chaser, and KB's (Kwikbitch - who visits Nellys most saturdays) is a pint of Drambuie shandy
Join the DSC, you know you want to
bestest rgds where ever you go for service and repairs
mort, in a very blooo mood and thats really great