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Old 23-Jun-2004, 14:28   #1
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Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice
Man walks into Jewsons the builders merchants and asks for 150,000 bricks.

Man at counter says are you building a house or a bungalow?

Customer replies, No a BBQ!

Man at counter says that must be some BBQ

Customer says, I live on the 18th floor

Sorry for that one folks!
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