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[yeti]

OK, it's out now. I was going to keep it quiet, but my bike is going to a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, how will I ever live this down? I did sell the bike with several conditions however. These are that said lady does the following:

Several track days on her own bike BEFORE getting access to mine.

Reads Twist of the Wrist 1 and 2 and sits a multi choice questionnaire afterwards.

Watches 2 years worth of old BSB footage.

Researches and understands what ALL the fancy bits do, and can prove that she knows how to set them up correctly.

Pays me an enormous wedge for said bike.

Lets me ride it one last time before parting with it.

Anything else I can think of between now and when she takes delivery!

Truly a sad day for me, but I know that Ruth will look after my beloved even if she hasn't the faintest idea what she's buying!

Seriously chaps, Ruth is deadly serious about upping her game, and I know she'll be looking to you lot to help her out on occassion. Still a sad sad day though