Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Help me understand women!

[paulmort]

KBs back, I can tell from the tone
OK Guys, admit it, we aint gonna win
but Im having a ball (ache) trying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did hear a woman once say that men have three phases in life

Tri weekly
Try weekly
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Try weakly

Doh, I'll get me coat then
mort
reading blooo shifting stars is so much easier to unnerstand than wimmin

[Henners]

I don't hold with appeasement. Women are different and there's no denying it. Don't go trying to win favours by trying to understand them ... it'll all end in tears. Can't live with them can't shoot them.

[guest1]

Why are hurricanes all named after women?
I'm sure there's a punch line but I can't remember it.
Nadia's a man!?![b]

[Edited on 9-8-2004 by guest1]

[yeti]

Specially for Kwikbitch...............


When next making love to one's beloved, try suggesting she not quite as good in bed as her sister/mother/best friend. Then hang on for the best ride of your life!!!!!



[Edited on 10-8-2004 by yeti]

[DJ Tera]

Originally posted by yeti
Specially for Kwikbitch...............


When next making love to one's beloved, try suggesting she not quite as good in bed as her sister/mother/best friend. Then hang on for the best ride of your life!!!!!



[Edited on 10-8-2004 by yeti]

Ahhh, the ol' Buckin' Bronco!

[yeti]

That's the one, don't you just love it...............

[DJ Tera]

Originally posted by yeti
That's the one, don't you just love it...............

Yeah.... just make sure you sleep on your front afterwards!

[yeti]

Sleep on my font? Wouldn't dare, just think of the possible revenge whe you lying there with your bum all exposed.............

[Redruth]

Yeti:

Take 100 lines -

I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin
I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin
I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin
I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin
I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin
I promise not to sell any more bikes to wimin



Are you getting grief for it, me dear? I was awake half the night reading Twist of the Wrist, I plan to gradually work through your list of requirements before taking deliver of the bike and I will (eventually) learn to appreciate all the TLC you put into it. ....

And then I thought I'd take all the snazzy bits off and put them up for sale on e-bay. The sum of all the parts, in this case, is definitely greater than the whole. (JUST KIDDING - CALM DOWN, MAN)

[DJ Tera]

Originally posted by yeti
Sleep on my font? Wouldn't dare, just think of the possible revenge whe you lying there with your bum all exposed.............

Just think of the possible revenge if you're lying on your back though mate!!