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[Redruth]

Originally posted by 888heaven
When God created Eve and she'd been hanging around he asked her if she was happy with what he had created,so she looked in the mirror.
Why have i got three breasts she asked God? I think i would look better with 2 so God removed one and chucked it in the hedge.
A week later Eve said she was lonely and asked for a partner so God retreived the useless tit and introduced man.

Im only a useless tit when it comes to housework i perkup as soon as the garage door is lifted""""

This will be copied, archived and retrieved as evidence in the event of a matrimonial dispute. You know when you've been tangod.

[guest1]

I took up the offer of free decals (market place)from "Revolution Decals". Pretty neat they are as well. cheers guys!
However, wrt this thread, a couple of the decals are of "4-Play" in a kind of scripty font.
My 8 year old daughter saw these and said "If you don't want those dad, can I put them on my bike?" To which, mother chips in with "course you can love, daddy doesn't know what they mean any way"
OOOhhhhhh, cutting, straight for the jugular. See, once they start to gang up on yer' it's time to retreat to the garage.

[guest1]

Was it Zen or Confucious who said "Woman like typewriter - not part of office furniture till screwed on desk"

[Loz]

Originally posted by guest1
I took up the offer of free decals (market place)...

Oh, that was harsh!

[TP]

After hours of exhaustive web searching I can confirm the rumours are definitely true!!!

You are indeed NOT allowed to shoot them



[Edited on 11-8-2004 by tp-996]

[kwikbitch]

Yeah but...How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.

[paulmort]

Yup, I got the 4 play stickers as well

which reminds me TP
You know the Australian version of 4 play??
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You awake Sheila?

[TP]

Why do they need to be awake?

They only whinge then ....

[dickieducati]

a late one tp???

[TP]

umm ... yeah



Farewell for a mate of mine going back to Oz .....

Things got a bit carried away, quite hungover at the moment and disinterested in being at work.