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.....or how about these...........

FLATULENCE
The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
BALDERDASH
A rapidly receding hairline.
TESTICLE
A humorous question on an exam.
RECTITUDE
The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
OYSTER
A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
POKEMON
A Jamaican proctologist.
FRISBEETARIANISM
The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
CIRCUMVENT
The opening in the front of boxer shorts.