Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Loo seat

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by nelly
Velcro on the cistern

s******, s******

You lazy monkey....Why dont you just get your hands dirty and tighten your nuts up!!!:P

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by kwikbitch]

[crm250]

looks like a 916 rocker doing what its best at

[rockhopper]

NBs996, thats a class idea! I've got a few of those lying around as well. Wonderful.

[Jools]

Jools: "Just make sure you use an opening rocker, not a closing one"

"But...Uncle Porry's notion of the string and pulley system is a good one, especially if you could rig it up to the door handle so that it automatically raises the lid when you close the door...."

Jools: "Wait a minute...I think we could be on a winner here..."

: "It could save a fortune in light bulbs as well"

Jools: "How?"

"Simple. The next time the light bulb in the bog blows, don't bother to replace it, with the string and pulley system between the door handle and the bog seat, simply straddle the string as you close the door and run the crack of your **** down the string until you get to the pan !!!!"

Jools: "Brilliant. I think we should market it before somebody else does"

[guest1]

Remove it altogether, it's only there to hide the floaters

[rockhopper]

But its the sitting on bit that keeps falling down. Makes the eyes water when it clobbers the old chap on the way down...

[guest1]

Eeeh, when I were a lad, there were no namby-pamby seat. Just the bare ice cold touch of ceramic on skin.
We used to go the toilet whilst it were daylight, at least you could read the toilet paper then.

Have you never roughed it?

[Dukerob]

Makes the eyes water when it clobbers the old chap on the way down...

........yeah........you wish........

just sit down to pi55 mate, no need to frig around wi rockers 'n' stuff and if you happen to have underestimated your requirement .... well you're already in the position to do something about it

[Shazaam!]

Problem solved ...

http://www.riderperformancemotorcycl...s/toiletseats/

[rcgbob44]

Shaz
Where`s the DP sticker?