| Two Ronnies sketch: Christmas Eve in the off-licence
I'll have two bottles of scotch ...
Yep
Three of Port - the good stuff ...
OK
A bottle of rum ...
Sure
Two cases of Stella ...
You get 3 for the price of two.
OK, 3 it is. A case of the Chardonnay ...
Right
Gallon of stout ...
Yep
4 packets of Hamlet ..
OK
Oh, and 3 bottles each of sweet sherry, vermouth and Baileys.
Looking forward to Christmas?
Nah ... if it weren't for the kids we wouldn't bother. | 
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