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[deej]

this was taken from the front cover of a localish paper,its the most funniest peice of journalism ive ever read, its also a bit disturbing but shows what a strange world that we are now living in,here goes


bizarre behaviour by a man at a farm in redruth had left the farmer with sleeplness nights,burnt buildings and a dead cow in his wake.

but starting fires was not the only enjoyment enjoyed by 35 yr old mr truscott

when he went to woodbury house farm he stripped down to his shorts and amsturbated in manure above his waist,it was said, for sexual reasons and excitement

colin roth whose farm it was, had been noticing odd goings on for some time and these included items stolen, damaged and set alight

a water trough had been moved and filled with manure and tissues were scattered around.then he saw the shape of waht appeared to be someones bottom and tow hand prints where the manure had been piled up.

the farmers family were obviously concerned and on another occasion someone had obviously been palying in the manure as tissues and plastic gloves were found nearby.

on sept 18th police set up a night operation to catch the culprit, at 1.15am mr truscott arrived at the farm, he was wearing shiny red shorts , rubber gloves and a pair of grubby trainers,wwomes clothes and firelighters were found in his bag.

he told the police he climbed in the muck spreader for sexual reasons, he ahd stripped down to his shorts, amsturbated in the manure which was aboce waist level and that had been his thing giving him excitement, afterwarsd he used tissues to clean himself off.

when police searched his house they found lots of womens clothes mainly underwear covered in mud and hard sludge, he had 360 pairs of womens knickers and liked to sleep in womens pyjamas.

his solicitor said in court taht it was a case the magistarte would never come across again and ythat truscott was a man that needed help (you dont say !!!!!!!!)

the pyschaitric nurse described the case as bizarre and disturbing and said truscott posed a high risk to society when out of custody.


THIS IS A TRUE BUT SICKENING STORY BUT I THOUGHT IT MAY AMUSE SOME OF YOU, SORRY TO THOSE I OFFENDED BUT I DID WARN YOU EARLIER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!