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| #1  30-Sep-2004, 20:55 | ||||
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| another 1 for those easily offended to avoid this was taken from the front cover of a localish paper,its the most funniest peice of journalism ive ever read, its also a bit disturbing but shows what a strange world that we are now living in,here goes bizarre behaviour by a man at a farm in redruth had left the farmer with sleeplness nights,burnt buildings and a dead cow in his wake. but starting fires was not the only enjoyment enjoyed by 35 yr old mr truscott when he went to woodbury house farm he stripped down to his shorts and amsturbated in manure above his waist,it was said, for sexual reasons and excitement colin roth whose farm it was, had been noticing odd goings on for some time and these included items stolen, damaged and set alight a water trough had been moved and filled with manure and tissues were scattered around.then he saw the shape of waht appeared to be someones bottom and tow hand prints where the manure had been piled up. the farmers family were obviously concerned and on another occasion someone had obviously been palying in the manure as tissues and plastic gloves were found nearby. on sept 18th police set up a night operation to catch the culprit, at 1.15am mr truscott arrived at the farm, he was wearing shiny red shorts , rubber gloves and a pair of grubby trainers,wwomes clothes and firelighters were found in his bag. he told the police he climbed in the muck spreader for sexual reasons, he ahd stripped down to his shorts, amsturbated in the manure which was aboce waist level and that had been his thing giving him excitement, afterwarsd he used tissues to clean himself off. when police searched his house they found lots of womens clothes mainly underwear covered in mud and hard sludge, he had 360 pairs of womens knickers and liked to sleep in womens pyjamas. his solicitor said in court taht it was a case the magistarte would never come across again and ythat truscott was a man that needed help (you dont say !!!!!!!!) the pyschaitric nurse described the case as bizarre and disturbing and said truscott posed a high risk to society when out of custody. THIS IS A TRUE BUT SICKENING STORY BUT I THOUGHT IT MAY AMUSE SOME OF YOU, SORRY TO THOSE I OFFENDED BUT I DID WARN YOU EARLIER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   |
| #4 30-Sep-2004, 22:37 | |||
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I think its more likely the calf died from the shock of watching someone havin a tommy tank in its ****!  |
| #8 30-Sep-2004, 23:45 | ||||
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I know nothing of the parallel universe life to which you appear to be referring. Anyway, I'm thinking of changing my name to Dr. tRuth, and then REALLY telling it like I think it is. Maybe should resign right now and move to the Dobermans R Us website, eh Loz?   |
| #9 01-Oct-2004, 11:13 | ||||
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| Nothing like that ever happened when I lived down there-just the usual smuggling and stuff. Funniest thing that did happen I will relate-this is a true story-I know as I was there.......... I used to live at Hayle, right on the beach, and was part of the lifesaving team that worked the beach. Anyway saturday night about 10.30 we are all having a quiet pint-to follow the several noisy ones we had already had.......... Announcement over the PA asking the lifeguards to come to the office, over we troop to be met by the local bobby. He asked us to get our stretcher as someone had fallen over the cliff and needed to be recovered from the beach. Now you can imagine there are 4 of us, all p1ssed as parrots stumbling about in the dark down a steep path to the beach. I should point out that the cliff is only 30-40 ft high and isn't sheer, but it's very steep. Anyway we recover said person from the beach and get him back to the top to put in an ambulance which has by now arrived. The funny bit is how he came to be there-holiday maker arrived that day with his girlfriend (who raised the alarm) they were indulging in a little horizontal jogging in the open air, when they finished he rolled off-------------------wait for it--------------straight over the cliff-oh how we laughed-once we knew he was ok of course. Nothing broken, just badly bruised-good job he landed on his back really.......................... John |
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