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Originally posted by Monty
....How about bolocking the idiot of a traffic planner who decided that a main road linking the midlands to the east coast ports only needed 2 lanes-

rearrange:-"head nail on the you hit the"

It is rumoured that one of the road planners in Warrington was absent from his award ceremony, because he got bitten by his guide dog.


I sat in on M6 services inquiry recently (J21~22) and the local road planner said he couldn't estimate the amount of traffic coming from M6, so he estimated for the worse case and decided a 3 lane mega roundabout would be needed.
Barrister retorted "Then why don't you ask the motorway traffic planner for data?"
Road planner was stumped and couldn't answer. I personally would've sacked 'im.
rant rant