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[Ray]

Jools,

Give the tuition fee bill back with a cheque with "paddle your own canoe" written on it!!

As for the garden concrete it all over and cover with astro turf. cheap and maintenance free ( for You) Mrs Jools just needs to hoover it now and again!

Should be plenty left for all those two wheel related essentials then.

Any more little problems for your DSC message board agony Uncle!!??

[KeefyB]

Ah but Jools it just would'nt be the same if you were'nt on that "dog slow everywhere"ST.
Keep yer chin up mate.

[madmav]

jools get ridd of the wife


sell the house



put the kids on ebay on a buy it now !


and s**g ya mates wife!


then when he finds out you can ride ya bike as far away as you like

cheer up mate ! life doe's not begin at 40.......................mav

[kwikbitch]

Oh! For goodness sake...cant we tell it's winter AGAIN!
Joolz...come and look at my house
It looks like steptoe's Yard (NO really!)
I have spent about 10 grand on Bike related stuff in this, my first year.
The kids have gone without shoes, in fact we went without food to pay for the uneventful trackday this Sunday!
If you want it badly enough, you'll get the money....

[guest1]

sold my wife to buy the bike.
she came back with £2,500 and 20p
When I asked which stinjey git gave her the 20p, she replied "they all did!"

Cheer up Jools and break the days down till next spring, only about 16 weeks left.

[Jools]

Thanks peeps...especially Ruth and Monty who've both who offered to lend me their bikes for the rideout from Grafham this weekend.

Getting used to the idea of being broke now, especially since this is the final year that I will have to support various offspring - they're on their own by August 2005. Although I don't suppose they'll be able to resist tapping me up for a few quid, I won't be doing it full time anymore.

[chris99]

This is why i got a 748 at 22! I really hope i dont get tied down with all that sort of crap but even if/when i do i'll sill have my Duke