Tasty KTM  With the 996 going on a SORN as a track bike/race bike (thinking about doing a few DP rounds next year) I need something for the road. 
 The main criteria is:
 1.  Walk up and start it then ride off (rules out any Ducati really)
 2.  May get scared with a hose once a year for a rinse off (suits my style of cleaning perfectly!)
 3.  Don't really care about scratching it etc
 4.  Wouldn't mind off-roading it on the odd occasion
 5.  Don't want to really spend more than £3k 
 Besides all that, I'm attracted to the sheer hooliganism of this bike and other SM's. Not that I am your average stunt king - but it's just a bit of fun! 
 What do you reckon? 
 [Edited on 3-11-2004 by tp-996]