Forgot / failed to buckle up whilst practising anti-ambush drills in a Sea- King helicopter, banked over, door open and me hanging on for dear life to the seat, fully togged up, with my sergeant hollering blue-murder at me.
Live firing exercise in Sennybridge with a complete toŁŁer with a run away GPMG.
Listened to a girl friend when she said "It's ok, I have taken the pill"...9 months later....!
Got somewhat geographically embarrased for 2x days in the Cordiella Blanca (northern Peru) solo trekking.
Being presented with a knife wielding gang on a bus, after dark on the Mexican lawless side of the US border, and being rescued by a deaf-mute Mexican midget; seriously.
Countless stupid overtaking manouvers on the bike.
Saying "I love you" to a married woman.
Burning down a hay barn - aged 12 (?)
Competing against the outgoing Ghurka regiment in a hot-curry eating contest.