Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > New Porsche advert...

[Totto]

Jasper , lay of the Freelander



What the add should say is 'ITs the Biggest pice of C***'
& dont even think of taking it off road cause it will prob fall apart LONG before the first field !


Guess who owns one

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by Totto]

[mogwai]

I bet plenty of you have small penis`s and you dont own a Jag,Aston,Porsche or bentley....

So what does that make of you...???


uh...hairdressers ?.

[Loz]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

A penis is just a 999 substitute.

[antonye]

More at http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ if you like that sort of thing.

[yeti]

Originally posted by Loz

A penis is just a 999 substitute.

I would rather have a fanny than a 999!

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jools]

Yeti, I think you're precisley wrong about that and not nearly right

[Mark]

Originally posted by mogwai

Funny, alas can't comment if it's true, but funny all the same.

Humour, something some people just don't get.

[mogwai]

Mogwai, with a line like that, you are most certainly lacking in the manhood dept.....


You would'nt want it on the end of your nose as a wart v....

[Redruth]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Hesitate to comment on this one as it is clearly 'male domain' stuff.

Hesitation over -

Love the adverts. Also,

"Porsche - too small to get laid in but you'll get laid as soon as you get out".

Having said that, I've always agreed with the consensus that sports cars are a penis substitute. I never bother to chat up posh car owners, Cars just don't do it for me, but nice bikes??? Can't help meself. P:P

[andyb]

You still chatting up blokes then? I must admit reading a thread recently, cant remember which, was of the opinion that men didnt blow your frock up....with respect obviously!!