Top Yoke - Page 2

antonye · 01-Jul-2003, 12:34

Here's the pic from their website:

rcgbob44 · 01-Jul-2003, 16:18

Thats it, thats exactly what I`m after.
Thanks chaps

gunforhire · 02-Jul-2003, 18:12

Yeah - but I bet your 999 yolk isn't gonna be stamped like this one.

Fila Ducati number 0000!!!

[Edited on 2-7-2003 by gunforhire]

rcgbob44 · 02-Jul-2003, 23:01

But I have one of the pretty Duke`s!!!!

Desmondo · 02-Jul-2003, 23:04

Or you could run the Tec Moto magnesium version for £195

trebor · 03-Jul-2003, 00:01

Speaking of Yokes - Heres a good un

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. "I work for the Inland Revenue."

paulk · 03-Jul-2003, 08:31

Trebor ..... lol

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01-Jul-2003, 12:34	#11
antonye Administrator Webteam MotoGP God Bikes: 748S, HM1100S, V4SP, Was: DD-A #111 Posts: 13,087 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in Essex Mood: Passion Killer Here's the pic from their website: Reply

01-Jul-2003, 16:18	#12
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,993 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! The yokes on me! Thats it, thats exactly what I`m after. Thanks chaps Reply

02-Jul-2003, 18:12	#13
gunforhire Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 786 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Twickenham Mood: #73 Class A newbie: I'm fitting seatbelts! Yeah - but I bet your 999 yolk isn't gonna be stamped like this one. Fila Ducati number 0000!!! [Edited on 2-7-2003 by gunforhire] Reply

02-Jul-2003, 23:01	#14
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,993 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! But I have one of the pretty Duke`s!!!! Reply

02-Jul-2003, 23:04	#15
Desmondo Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Braintree, Essex. Mood: :devil: Or you could run the Tec Moto magnesium version for £195 Reply

03-Jul-2003, 08:31	#17
paulk Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 196 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Glossop, Derbyshire. Trebor ..... lol Reply