When you're bored, and no-one's looking...

NBs996 · 06-Dec-2004, 19:23

....hate to admit it, but I've been sitting at my desk spanking the monkey all afternoon

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

it's all in the wrist action!

Redruth · 06-Dec-2004, 19:26

I probably shouldn't have looked at that - but Nick, I just couldn't believe YOU'd posted something so outrageous, so I had to check it out.

I don't appear to have the wrist action, b.t.w.

fatduke11111 · 06-Dec-2004, 19:34

294m.p.h.!!!

As a tip go for the face - much higher speeds achieved.

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by fatduke11111]

electricsheep · 06-Dec-2004, 19:37

395 mph

NBs996 · 06-Dec-2004, 19:38

that's pretty impressive... my best spank was 296mph

fatduke11111 · 06-Dec-2004, 19:44

ES - 'you on drugs, or are you taking a run-up at it?!?!?!

395 excellent score...

Eamonn · 06-Dec-2004, 19:45

Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go !

Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far.

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by Eamonn]

TP · 06-Dec-2004, 19:48

Hrmmm my touchpad mouse isn't working that well ...

I've tried the little mouse nib thingy in the middle of keyboard as well - useless.

Chris ST4 · 06-Dec-2004, 19:51

Got up to 323, but think I may have broken something...

nelly · 06-Dec-2004, 20:36

Too much practice......................I just spanked me monkey at 497mph

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06-Dec-2004, 19:23	#1
NBs996 Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Posts: 4,728 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The deep south Mood: I love my 996 xxx When you\'re bored, and no-one\'s looking... ....hate to admit it, but I've been sitting at my desk spanking the monkey all afternoon http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml it's all in the wrist action! Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:26	#2
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous I probably shouldn't have looked at that - but Nick, I just couldn't believe YOU'd posted something so outrageous, so I had to check it out. I don't appear to have the wrist action, b.t.w. Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:34	#3
fatduke11111 Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 640 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Caterham, Surrey Mood: Christ been away too long.... 294m.p.h.!!! As a tip go for the face - much higher speeds achieved. [Edited on 6-12-2004 by fatduke11111] Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:37	#4
electricsheep Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,037 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reading Mood: Diet 395 mph Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:38	#5
NBs996 Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Posts: 4,728 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The deep south Mood: I love my 996 xxx that's pretty impressive... my best spank was 296mph Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:44	#6
fatduke11111 Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 640 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Caterham, Surrey Mood: Christ been away too long.... ES - 'you on drugs, or are you taking a run-up at it?!?!?! 395 excellent score... Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:45	#7
Eamonn Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 661 Join Date: May 2003 Location: South Oxfordshire Mood: Corners like a Lego man Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go ! Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far. [Edited on 6-12-2004 by Eamonn] Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:48	#8
TP Registered Forum User MotoGP God Posts: 15,644 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Swansea Mood: 749 racebike MGP Hrmmm my touchpad mouse isn't working that well ... I've tried the little mouse nib thingy in the middle of keyboard as well - useless. Reply

06-Dec-2004, 19:51	#9
Chris ST4 Registered Forum User Montjuic Posts: 62 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Stafford Mood: Anticipation Got up to 323, but think I may have broken something... Reply

06-Dec-2004, 20:36	#10
nelly Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,134 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: notts Mood: Bloo and Yellow.. and Red now ;) Too much practice......................I just spanked me monkey at 497mph Reply