Road Runner - open telling off for you!

AK · 22-Dec-2004, 12:13

Mark - Alan came home yesterday, having been chatting with your wife at his place of work....

He is now going to have to pull his socks up

- I gather you help out with the domestic chores - including the ironing!!!!!!

He is going to start on the new regime tonight, by ironing a top for me to wear out for dinner tonight

C

Mark · 22-Dec-2004, 12:19

Bad show, ironing!

Loading washing machine, acceptable.

Loading the dishwasher, moderatly okay

Emptying said dishwasher, what kids are for

Hoovering, this is okay, as long as this is a 80 - 20% percent split, bias to males.

Dusting, you're pushing it now!

Washing and Hoovering car, this is okay, ensures you don't have to do much of the above.

Cleaning Bathroom, en-suite and WC. This is okay if you're removing last nights curry from the pan or bad aim. It is a must to leave shaving clippings, toothpaste stains and boxer shorts laying about.

NBs996 · 22-Dec-2004, 12:23

what's this world coming to... we'll have to start buying 'em flowers next!

Mark · 22-Dec-2004, 12:40

Indeed NB, I mean, what ever next, chocolates i expect!

neilkeogh · 22-Dec-2004, 13:00

I went into the kitchen once by mistake, came over all dizzy so I beat a hasty retreat!!

AK · 22-Dec-2004, 13:19

Quote:

Originally posted by flanker
Indeed NB, I mean, what ever next, chocolates i expect!

both please today

its our wedding anniversary - we seem to have survived a whole 3 years so far!

C

Monty · 22-Dec-2004, 13:30

Well HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to you both.

John

neilkeogh · 22-Dec-2004, 15:46

Happy anniversary and happy christmas to you both..........does that mean double pressies??

AK · 22-Dec-2004, 15:50

double pressies?

well, I got a lovely gold necklace & bracelet today (and a fluffy 'ickle teddy bear too)
He got the free view box he wanted.

As to chrimbo - just a little pressie each as we did our 'to us from us' xmas pressie 2 w/ends ago - a DVD surround sound system. Blooming great - but flipping noisy when you want it to be!!!

C

Mark · 22-Dec-2004, 15:58

Indeed, a very happy anniversary let alone crimbo and a very very drunken new year, and 1 hell of a head ache on the 1st January!

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22-Dec-2004, 12:23	#3
NBs996 Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Posts: 4,728 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The deep south Mood: I love my 996 xxx what's this world coming to... we'll have to start buying 'em flowers next! Reply

22-Dec-2004, 12:40	#4
Mark Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,397 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fareham, Hampshire Indeed NB, I mean, what ever next, chocolates i expect! Reply

22-Dec-2004, 13:00	#5
neilkeogh Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 508 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: St Leonards on Sea Mood: What's going on?? I went into the kitchen once by mistake, came over all dizzy so I beat a hasty retreat!! Reply

22-Dec-2004, 13:30	#7
Monty DSC Club Member Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 1100S Multistrada, 450RT, Gilera Nordwest, Bultaco Frontera, Rickman Metisse-being built! Posts: 4,255 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Little Paxton Cambridgeshire Mood: Growing old-DISGRACEFULLY! Well HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to you both. John Reply

22-Dec-2004, 15:46	#8
neilkeogh Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 508 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: St Leonards on Sea Mood: What's going on?? Happy anniversary and happy christmas to you both..........does that mean double pressies?? Reply

22-Dec-2004, 15:58	#10
Mark Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,397 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fareham, Hampshire Indeed, a very happy anniversary let alone crimbo and a very very drunken new year, and 1 hell of a head ache on the 1st January! Reply