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The Wife the Sheep and the Pig
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says ...
"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
The wife replies ...
"I think you'll find, that is a sheep"
The man replies ...
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"