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Old 24-Jun-2005, 23:51   #1
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SIMPSONS: Name the Episode
Rules of the game:

I (or you) will post some dialogue and WE will name the episode.

So let's start with an easy one.
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The camera cuts back to Marge who asks, "Where is everybody?" A gunshot is heard. Burns stumbles from around a corner, gasping, a bullet wound on the left side of his chest. Jimbo asks him, "Hey, man, are you OK?" Burns stammers, "I won't dignify that with a response," then collapses on the sundial.

Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute! This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns. Heh, his wrinkly skin, it...looks like a mask.
Marge: I don't think we'll ever know who did this. Everyone in town's a suspect.
Hibbert: Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can..._you_? [points at camera]
[camera pulls back to reveal that he's pointing at Wiggum]
Wiggum: Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job, right?
-- To be continued,
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 00:07   #2
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"Who Shot Mr Burns" of course.

How about:

Hank: "Which one do you hate most, France or Italy?"
Homer: "Er ... France."
Hank: "[Laughs] No-one ever says Italy."
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 00:16   #3
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A Foreign Affair
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 01:40   #4
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Homer: Doh!
Marge: A dear!
Lisa: A female dear!
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 07:18   #5
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Originally posted by Desmo748
A Foreign Affair


Bzzzzt. Wrong.
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 13:26   #6
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I was glad rally posted that, that it one of the funniest captions i have ever watched and have no idea which one it was
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 21:06   #7
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Homer: Doh!
Marge: A dear!
Lisa: A female dear!

Ditto, feel off my chair
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Old 25-Jun-2005, 21:33   #8
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Try this one......

"The Japanese?! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh, flim-shaw!"
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Old 26-Jun-2005, 22:13   #9
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Originally posted by Desmo748
A Foreign Affair


Bzzzzt. Wrong.

You Only Move Twice
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Old 26-Jun-2005, 22:15   #10
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Homer: Doh!
Marge: A dear!
Lisa: A female dear!

Bart Gets an Elephant
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