Friday Funny

chris.p · 13-Jan-2006, 08:03

This is so wrong!!

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other
side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the
strength to cross the river''.

"Poof''! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was
able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river''.

"Poof''! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, ''God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross the river."

" Poof''! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the
bridge.

Chris

dickieducati · 13-Jan-2006, 09:18

yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

marlon carr · 13-Jan-2006, 10:41

Ha i think That sounds more like it

AK · 13-Jan-2006, 11:29

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieducati
yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

you've obviously not had the right women Dickie

C

TonyH · 13-Jan-2006, 11:41

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieducati
yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

Thats better than the original joke

JPM · 13-Jan-2006, 11:42

You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night

AK · 13-Jan-2006, 11:54

Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night

ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home

JPM · 13-Jan-2006, 11:56

Quote:

Originally posted by AK and CK

Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night

ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home

Seating plan PMSL

Name cards, well I did start to think about this and maybe some awards, I was also hoping the memories of a funny night would suffice as something to take home....

AK · 13-Jan-2006, 11:58

Name cards would be good - cos by the time I've had a bevvy, I'll forget who is who

Lily · 13-Jan-2006, 12:01

hmmm, i can see an activity for this evening coming my way

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13-Jan-2006, 09:18	#2
dickieducati Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,018 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chelmsford, Essex Mood: the rain in spain falls mainly on me! yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect. it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down. Reply

13-Jan-2006, 10:41	#3
marlon carr Registered Forum User Bevel Head Posts: 80 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: harold wood Essex Ha i think That sounds more like it Reply

13-Jan-2006, 11:42	#6
JPM Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,682 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: NW England Mood: Soon my pet, soon You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night Reply

13-Jan-2006, 11:58	#9
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Name cards would be good - cos by the time I've had a bevvy, I'll forget who is who Reply

13-Jan-2006, 12:01	#10
Lily Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Posts: 4,527 Join Date: Apr 2003 Mood: stiff and tired hmmm, i can see an activity for this evening coming my way Reply