It could happen ....

09-Feb-2006, 15:21

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me:

"Hello mate, how are you going?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again

"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure what to say, I replied

"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time.....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some `********` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

psychlist · 09-Feb-2006, 16:12

So that was YOU distracting me from my phone call

KeefyB · 09-Feb-2006, 18:33

Quality!

Teddy1 · 09-Feb-2006, 21:53

Made me chuckle

Excellent.

DC · 10-Feb-2006, 00:26

Nice.

Carbon749 · 10-Feb-2006, 00:35

Very good ....

But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it

uncle porry · 10-Feb-2006, 07:47

Mad Dog Bianchi · 10-Feb-2006, 08:30

bloody good fun!

webbyc · 10-Feb-2006, 11:14

Nice one

FiscusFish · 10-Feb-2006, 11:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Carbon749

But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it

S'lovely....

You touch the bog door handle/seat/door etc. Then you touch your phone. Then you put it next to your ear and .... your mouth.....

Mmmmm tasty.......

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09-Feb-2006, 16:12	#2
psychlist Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Bikes: Diavel, very non-std black & white ;) Posts: 4,701 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Over there Mood: Lucky? For some, maybe! So that was YOU distracting me from my phone call Reply

09-Feb-2006, 18:33	#3
KeefyB Registered Forum User WSB Hero Posts: 7,600 Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Fens. Mood: Lurkin'..... Quality! Reply

09-Feb-2006, 21:53	#4
Teddy1 Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 189 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Essex Mood: fair to middlin Made me chuckle Excellent. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 00:26	#5
DC Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 865 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sandhurst, Berkshire. Mood: Double 9, Single 6. Nice. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 00:35	#6
Carbon749 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,956 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Normally in my own little world Mood: I own a flame thrower Very good .... But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it Reply

10-Feb-2006, 07:47	#7
uncle porry Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 650 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the planet zorb Reply

10-Feb-2006, 08:30	#8
Mad Dog Bianchi Registered Forum User 500SD Bikes: ST4S Posts: 649 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Noda, Japan bloody good fun! Reply

10-Feb-2006, 11:14	#9
webbyc Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,087 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ashtead, Surrey Mood: www.suzukisportingclub.com the only place to be Nice one Reply