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I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.



A voice came from the cubicle next to me:



"Hello mate, how are you going?"



I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."



After a short pause, I heard the voice again



"So, what are you up to mate?"



Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.



Unsure what to say, I replied



"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"



I then heard the voice for the third time.....



"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some `********` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."