The travails of Patricia Hewitt, Charles Clarke, John Prescott & Tony Blair

27-Apr-2006, 14:58

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown, Charles Clark, Patricia Hewitt and Jack Straw.

They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

Redruth · 27-Apr-2006, 15:03

Monty · 27-Apr-2006, 15:41

I've got a a full 20 liter jerrycan that I would donate to that cause.............

John

BDG · 27-Apr-2006, 16:50

You can have the company fuel cards for all my vans

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27-Apr-2006, 15:03	#2
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous Reply

27-Apr-2006, 15:41	#3
Monty DSC Club Member Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 1100S Multistrada, 450RT, Gilera Nordwest, Bultaco Frontera, Rickman Metisse-being built! Posts: 4,255 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Little Paxton Cambridgeshire Mood: Growing old-DISGRACEFULLY! I've got a a full 20 liter jerrycan that I would donate to that cause............. John Reply

27-Apr-2006, 16:50	#4
BDG Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,893 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The North Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice You can have the company fuel cards for all my vans Reply