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Big Twin
Posts: 1,028
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Wirral
Mood: Can't make me mind up
Kneed
You've obviously got to that age when you start listening to radio 2 too much.
You will shortly develop a bad back, stiff knees, urinary problems and start saying to people " It wasn't like this in my day" and "My goodness, that policeman looks young enough to be in short trousers" and walking up to blokes parking their brand new 999 and saying " I used to have one of them when I was young, I wish I'd kept it now because it would be worth a fortune now"
Another clue is if you go into b&q / asda or wherever and can't remember where you've left your car and spend half an hour walking up and down the car park looking for it, before it dawns on you that you drove there in the wifes car which is parked where you first started looking.
The first stage of this decline is seeing things which nobody else can see. I'm afraid to have to tell you that those stickers do in fact say termignoni and not terry wogan, but you will remain convinced that you are right.
And by the way, there is no cure.
Yours benevolently
Dr. Whally
[Edited on 19-5-2006 by philthy]
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